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Just one more thing.....

Posted by A_Zebra_Called_Dave on Sun 15 Jan 2012 to A_Zebra_Called_Dave

Life isn't bloody fair...not fair at all.

You watch the telly constantly, from the moment you get up to the moment you go to bed.

You risk electrocution by running the extension lead into the shower so you don't miss anything.

You risk crashing the car and dying in a fiery inferno by wiring up the portable so it can run on petrol.

Just in case something good comes on.

Nothing good ever comes on.

Until.....

Right now, the film, 'Rat Race' is on...it's not big and it's not clever, but it aint half good fun,( actually, it is quite big).

But the film clashes with an episode of 'Columbo', the greatest television detective in the world, ever.

I love Columbo, and I love Rat Race.

Bastard TV schedulers!!

Spots are so last year.

You can lead a horse to water, but a watched kettle is a joy forever.

Reply by misunderstoodslave on Sun 15 Jan 2012

Don't you have sky plus in your world, silly Zebra?

I'm drafting while my daughter watches the end of the Golden voyage of Sinbad for the umpteenth time, and wondering, again, how one gets one's bosom to sit like Caroline Munro's in that film. It's mesmerising.

Reply by calmhands on Sun 15 Jan 2012

Oh dear! A flouncey Zebra!!

*strokes Dave's neck* x

Reply by A_Zebra_Called_Dave on Sun 15 Jan 2012

misunderstoodslave wrote:
Don't you have sky plus in your world, silly Zebra?

I'm drafting while my daughter watches the end of the Golden voyage of Sinbad for the umpteenth time, and wondering, again, how one gets one's bosom to sit like Caroline Munro's in that film. It's mesmerising.

Good lord, no, I haven't got Sky of any description.

Ah, the gorgeous Caroline Munro, I remember her well, though I can't remember a single film she was in,(unless you count an Adam Ant video).

Spots are so last year.

You can lead a horse to water, but a watched kettle is a joy forever.

Reply by A_Zebra_Called_Dave on Sun 15 Jan 2012

calmhands wrote:

Oh dear! A flouncey Zebra!!

*strokes Dave's neck* x

I'm calm, now.

I had to compromise. I watched 'Rat Race' until the bit where the cow, hanging from a hot air balloon, bumps into the windscreen of the bus full of Lucille Ball look-a-likes, then I turned over to watch Columbo,(you can't miss the start of a Columbo episode).

Spots are so last year.

You can lead a horse to water, but a watched kettle is a joy forever.