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Posted by A_Zebra_Called_Dave on Sat 3 Dec 2011 to A_Zebra_Called_Dave

A three litre mk2 Ford Granada crashes through some empty cardboard boxes before coming screeching to a halt. Two men in their thirties in beige suits and flares jump out of the car, leaving the engine running, and burst into the Waccery. The older of the two men gesticulates wildly to nobody in particular and barks, "Get yer trousers on, you slag, you're cooking".

"Leave it aht, Guv,"says the younger man," We need to be doing ninety, 'cause we got the word to go. If we're to get that gang o' villains, in that shed up at Heathrow."

"Shut it, George", says the older one, sparking up a king size, "We'll catch 'em red 'anded as they're counting out the fivers. That lot 'ave been in an' out of Wandsworth more times then the 219 bus".

"Fair enough, Guv. Full English and twenty Picadilly, all washed down with a crate of pale ale it is, then".

"Too bloody right, my son. We're the Waccy and we aint 'ad our breakfast".

Breakfast is served.

Spots are so last year.

You can lead a horse to water, but a watched kettle is a joy forever.

Reply by FluffySub on Sat 3 Dec 2011

Morning Dave/Santa, your WAC intro has almost made it forgiveable to have been woken at hideous o'clock by dog-needing-wee. Thank you

Interesting couple of days at the House Of Fluffy/Frosty. We've been graced with the presence of Mac/Xafar, who has cured all our woes for a small fee and provided excellent company along the way.

Today I'm going to a swingers event. For research purposes, honest Guv. Crazy how I can go to a venue full of people doing evil things to other people and not bat an eyelid, but the prospect of a room full of swingy types terrifies me

Ok, back to bed to try and grab a few more zzzzs, before the mini Carenzas turn up and bounce all over the place. Wishing you all a marvellous Saturday xxx

Not huffy or stuffy, nor tiny or tall, But fluffy, just fluffy, with no brains at all.

A P Herbert (who obviously knew me well)

Reply by Outre2 on Sat 3 Dec 2011

Morning all.

20 Picadilly - wow that brings back memories of a mis-spent youth. Looks to be a fine weekend, less of the windy and wet stuff but slightly on the chilly side. Full English for me this morning to set me up for the day. Busy weekend ahead and lots of fun in store.

Have a lovely time everyone.

Sic itur ad astra

Reply by The_Third_Policeman on Sat 3 Dec 2011

Good morning, everybody.

It's chucking it down here, so hopefully the string vests that masquerade as waterproof clothing will have dried out from Thursdays soaking in time for today's dose.....

Today I shall mostly be spluttering in an underwater stylee a Bjork medley ; Human Behaviour, There's More To Life Than This and Violently Happy.

Have a grand day, one and all.

"Me and Kevin, we're just not the same"

Women are from Reigate, men are from Reigate. Not all of them of course, that would be silly, some are from Pimlico, or Cleethorpes, or that little village in Derbyshire who's name eludes me, or Bridlington, or Weston Super Mare, or Clac....

Reply by jenevieve on Sat 3 Dec 2011

Morning all need more zzzzs! Back laters!

Have a good day all

No matter how you try you just can't fix stupid!

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

Reply by Board1 on Sat 3 Dec 2011

Oh the joys of a saturday with no deadlines, no work and the ability to lie in... Ooops.

Porridge for me... something to warm through the chill.

Have wunnerful days everyone...

Reply by Minxxey on Sat 3 Dec 2011

Morning all up briefly to let dogs out and gather supplies then is back to bed with my luvly Bob big smiles And Huggs for absolutly everyone coz I'm that sort of girl xxx

Wanky dormouse

Reply by karena on Sat 3 Dec 2011

Morning all, I thought 7am on a Saturday was early, but some of you are unbelievably up early!

Hope it's a good Saturday for all

"Sometimes what seems like surrender isn't surrender at all. It's about what's going on in our hearts. About seeing clearly the way life is and accepting it and being true to it, whatever the pain, because the pain of not being true to it is far, far greater." - Nicholas Evans, The Horse Whisperer

Reply by pilsburyDB on Sat 3 Dec 2011

crimbleminxxey wrote:
Morning all up briefly to let dogs out and gather supplies then is back to bed with my luvly Bob big smiles

And Huggs for absolutly everyone coz I'm that sort of girl xxx

getting a bit free and easy with the hugs there girl! careful or you'll get a name for yourself

morning one and all, hope you all have a good one, think the hugs have been covered by my lovely bird

fucktards of the world unite!!!!!

to quote a friend "I have no desire to copulate with giant wobbling fatsacks"

Reply by angelicvixen_MH on Sat 3 Dec 2011

MOrning all.

Really bad night for me and hubby was unbelievable, Helped me from when he came home but he is working this morning so gotta try and look after myself.

Huggles and cuggles to all those that need them. Hope FS has a lovely time and to everyone else off out clubbing this weekend.

Happy Saturday Y'all

I am what I am and what I am needs no excuses

Reply by Monkey_Wench on Sat 3 Dec 2011

yulebob wrote:

crimbleminxxey wrote:
Morning all up briefly to let dogs out and gather supplies then is back to bed with my luvly Bob big smiles

And Huggs for absolutly everyone coz I'm that sort of girl xxx

getting a bit free and easy with the hugs there girl! careful or you'll get a name for yourself

morning one and all, hope you all have a good one, think the hugs have been covered by my lovely bird

fucktards of the world unite!!!!!

Yup, she has a name for being all free and easy with huggies! ((Huggies recieved and squeezed back!))

I'm off to Brum, yay!

Must try and force some brekky down first...

Happy weekend to all!

xxx

Constructed almost entirely of filth.

Reply by Rosie_SBT on Sat 3 Dec 2011

There I was, snoozing quietly, when a carfull of plod crash into the breakfast room, pollute the atmosphere and plod off, leaving only a pile of fagash. I had to go back to sleep to recover!

Then I thought, "sorse for the goosey-thingy" and dashed upstairs and leapt onto Their bed. I find a wet nose works very well on bare hooman skin. Much squawking, grunting and "pisssofffrosie" which seemed less than polite

Seems to have the desired effect, brekkie on the way, tea and toast for Them and half-a-tin-and-crunchy-stuff for me.

Anyone seen the dragun sossidge ? And pleeze, no more turnips !

wags to all

I may be collared, but I'm my own Bitch!

Reply by Caracal on Sat 3 Dec 2011

Morning all, just trying to get the enthusiasm to bound out of bed and go to my Dads for the final clear up - rubber gloves and rubbish tips is the order of the weekend (no not THOSE sort of rubber gloves - tut n' huh).

AV, so sorry to hear that you're still in so much pain, sending a gentle hug.

FS, enjoy yourself, I would share your trepidation but then I felt like that before going to my first BDSM club and now I don't bat an eyelid at what goes on.

RT - an example of rugged determination in the face of perilous conditions, what would the residents of the Acacias do without you?

Bob n' his mInxxxy - you two make me smile .

CMincetart - happy weekend with the tartlets.

Have a lovely relaxing Saturday y'all.

Reply by carenza_lionheart on Sat 3 Dec 2011

Morning. As @fluffysub says, the mini carenzas are coming - run for your lives! Actually, it'll be lovely to have them here now there are more sensible sleeping arrangements and places for them to shove their mountains of stuff.

Have fun everyone. It's all cool for cats.

The one who claims to be innocent - who wants to test the claim?

Reply by angellover on Sat 3 Dec 2011

Christmas_Mincetart wrote:
Morning. As @fluffysub says, the mini carenzas are coming - run for your lives! Actually, it'll be lovely to have them here now there are more sensible sleeping arrangements and places for them to shove their mountains of stuff.

Have fun everyone. It's all cool for cats.

Morning all I wish you all a great day from rainy Essex. Well Mr Flu is still visiting me sadly, so I won't be doing much today but I must try and go to the timbers yard to collect some wood...

Have fun and stay safe all....

The highest fences we have to climb, are those we have built within our mind

Reply by Shypeachybottom on Sat 3 Dec 2011

Morning all!

Hope the Fluffy/Carenza household survives an influx of mini carenzas... thereagain... they survived @Xafar so mini carenzas should be a breeze in comparison

@angellover hope you soon feel less floozy.. I mean less flu-zy (sorry, couldn't resist!)

@angelicvixen_MH you poor thing, you really are having a rough time of it.. very gentle hug to you packed with pain-relief

Grey overcast morning here, just had some Greek yogurt with fresh blueberries, so feeling virtuous. Waiting for sadistic trainer to arrive, and will do some scrambled eggs after, assuming I have enough energy to do so

Hugs to all who want or need some, and to hell with it, to the rest of you too

Have a nice day everyone

There's a somebody I'm longing to see, I hope that he turns out to be, someone to watch over me

I'm a little lamb who's lost in the wood, I know I could always be good, to one who'll watch over me (Ella Fitzgerald)

Reply by just_iana on Sat 3 Dec 2011

morning all,

nice lazy morning, got some jobs to get done today, but a nice pottering home day...

@Bob_and_minxy - get a room!! Oh you did!! enjoy

hoping @angelicvixen_MH i hoe you feel better, and have a better day today

@carenza have a great weekend with the kids

@Londonshymincepie, can you do the training for me too? i havent been for a couple of weeks cos of work, but i neeeeed to get back to it !

have a good day all

Reply by flamesdesire on Sat 3 Dec 2011

All_of_Yule wrote:

yulebob wrote:

crimbleminxxey wrote:
Morning all up briefly to let dogs out and gather supplies then is back to bed with my luvly Bob big smiles

And Huggs for absolutly everyone coz I'm that sort of girl xxx

getting a bit free and easy with the hugs there girl! careful or you'll get a name for yourself

morning one and all, hope you all have a good one, think the hugs have been covered by my lovely bird

fucktards of the world unite!!!!!

Yup, she has a name for being all free and easy with huggies! ((Huggies recieved and squeezed back!))

I'm off to Brum, yay!

Must try and force some brekky down first...

Happy weekend to all!

xxx

boo hoo I wont be there tonight, I am still not feeling great so have had to cancel....heck knows what bug I have but when I get my hands on it, its gonna suffer!!!!

Got housework to do today and then who knows.

Have a good day all, hugs to those who need it

jxx

"Take me from this earth an endless night- this, the end of life. From the dark I feel your lips and taste your bloody kiss."

Reply by dannigirl on Sat 3 Dec 2011

Brilliant intro by AZCS, made me smile. I know i am late but it is our day off.

Woken by Master in his special way. I do love morning sex . We have three days off together now then odd days for rest of week as Master is on holiday. Loking forward to spending time together in daylight, and not being knackered all the time. Hugs to all,i am feeling generous this morning. xx

Walk on the Wildside

Reply by jenevieve on Sat 3 Dec 2011

Morning again, munching raspberries n *gasp* 'nilla! yoghurt, and very nice it is too!

Large coffee too and then to shop!

Hugs for all who need.

No matter how you try you just can't fix stupid!

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

Reply by dizzi_blonde on Sat 3 Dec 2011

Ooops Late night or was it an early morning for me .. Just off into london its self to do some shopping