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Posted by xAdamx on Wed 30 Nov 2011 to Politics's blog
Just a share and probably totally inaccurate stats but it made me chuckle though not in a nice way if correct.
Can you imagine working for a company that only has a little more than 635 employees, but, has the following employee statistics... 29 have been accused of spouse abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 9 have been accused of writing bad cheques 17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses ... ... 3 have done time for assault 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges 8 have been arrested for shoplifting 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits 84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year And collectively, this year alone, they have cost the British tax payer £92,993,748 in expenses Which organisation is this? Not it's not Contract Lincs It's the 635 members of the House of Commons.
The same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line
Thoughts please...please leave your pitchforks in reception.
| xAdamx wrote: re posted from FB Thoughts please... |
There are 650 MPs, not 635.
I remember a very similar post some time ago which was about the US government, that one was full of inaccuracies and I expect this one is too.
My name is Vince Fox. I had an accident and woke up in 19-fucking-73. Am I mad, back in time, or in a coma?
Hello, just pissed meself. It's a coma.
tom_tom wrote:
There are 650 MPs, not 635. I remember a very similar post some time ago which was about the US government, that one was full of inaccuracies and I expect this one is too. |
If it sounds about right nobody is going to fact check it.
The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/congress.asp
My name is Vince Fox. I had an accident and woke up in 19-fucking-73. Am I mad, back in time, or in a coma?
Hello, just pissed meself. It's a coma.
The likely inaccuracy of this is pointed up by the phrase "defendants in law suits". So that's CIVIL claims then, alleged torts, not alleged crimes. Sounds like the compiler of this doesn't know the difference or understand civil law. Only "defendants in law suits" are mentioned not claimants in law suits. Why? The implication seems to be that defendants must have done something wrong, whereas claimants haven't. Where does this utter nonsense come from?
The devil is not so much in the fault as men think and will shortly be cleared of a great many slurs cast upon his good name.
I recognise the style of the said satistics and I think I know which person created it.Safe to say you can ignore it.Its inaccurate.
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| Empress_Martine wrote: I recognise the style of the said satistics and I think I know which person created it. |
You know the author of a spam email dated 1999? Go on then, who?
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Ethics_Gradient wrote:
You know the author of a spam email dated 1999? Go on then, who?
|
Sorry but you know @AUP rules apply.No naming or shaming,even if its from FB.
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| tom_tom wrote: http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/congress.asp
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At leat they had the good grace to change the American spelling of "checks" to " cheques" for the UK version, even if by some amazing co-incidence the rest of the text didn't alter between the US and UK versions...
As ever, snopes is a useful resource to check if a posting is "Just an Urban Legend".
I note snopes dates this to at least 1999. Facebook was founded in 2004.
Badg1Vo wrote:
At leat they had the good grace to change the American spelling of "checks" to " cheques" for the UK version, even if by some amazing co-incidence the rest of the text didn't alter between the US and UK versions... As ever, snopes is a useful resource to check if a posting is "Just an Urban Legend". I note snopes dates this to at least 1999. Facebook was founded in 2004. |
Well that makes it pre FB and I guessed who the author might be on FB who now turns out to be a rewritter.So who is the original author and on what network etc was it first posted on?
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Empress_Martine wrote:
Sorry but you know @AUP rules apply.No naming or shaming,even if its from FB. |
someone on FB wrote this? How odd. I mean no one i know is ion FB. Isn't it only used by about 100 people or something?
...It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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Empress_Martine wrote:
Well that makes it pre FB and I guessed who the author might be on FB who now turns out to be a rewritter.So who is the original author and on what network etc was it first posted on? |
Oh I SEEE
Sorry, just read down the thread a little.
So, what you **actually** mean is: someone on your flist (you have one?!) has posted this as a status.
Everyone knows ALL statuses are original and fresh!
...It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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Emmaline wrote:
Oh I SEEE Sorry, just read down the thread a little. So, what you **actually** mean is: someone on your flist (you have one?!) has posted this as a status. Everyone knows ALL statuses are original and fresh!
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No that was not on my fllst and I do not have one.And if you read the thread then you know that this status found on facebook is before facebook was created.
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| Empress_Martine wrote: No that was not on my fllst and I do not have one.And if you read the thread then you know that this status found on facebook is before facebook was created. |
| Empress_Martine-from earlier wrote: Sorry but you know @AUP rules apply.No naming or shaming,even if its from FB. |
...It seemed like a good idea at the time...
http://chopmusic.co.uk/ . . . http://www.brumbazaar.co.uk/ . . . http://www.londonalternativemarket.com/
Emmaline wrote:
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And? Neither bares a relationship.If you bothered to read the thread then you know its pre FB.Either way the same rule applies,FB or not FB.No name or shaming.This document is viral that originated somewhere.Classic chinese whispers as its full of mistakes.Go to the begin of the thread and read.
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Empress_Martine wrote:
And? Neither bares a relationship.If you bothered to read the thread then you know its pre FB.Either way the same rule applies,FB or not FB.No name or shaming.This document is viral that originated somewhere.Classic chinese whispers as its full of mistakes.Go to the begin of the thread and read. |
Just a wild guess that Emmaline posted the above because of this earlier exchange
Frank_Booth wrote:
You know the author of a spam email dated 1999? Go on then, who?
|
And it's your response to her that makes you look (if possible) even more ignorant than usual.
Just a suggestion - why don't you think more carefully when you post responses? Especially the responses you post at about 4 a.m. as those are the ones that seem to be the least informed? Don't make claims that cannot be substantiated, don't post on anything about which you know absolutely nothing, and don't post trying to put people down who are pointing out the flaws in your posts, as you are the one who ends up looking more of an idiot than usual.
Empress_Martine wrote:
And? |
Are you maintaining to know the original author of the viral email from 1999? Or are you going to concede that it was a lie?
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| lush_london wrote: Just a suggestion - why don't you think more carefully when you post responses? Especially the responses you post at about 4 a.m. as those are the ones that seem to be the least informed? Don't make claims that cannot be substantiated, don't post on anything about which you know absolutely nothing, and don't post trying to put people down who are pointing out the flaws in your posts, as you are the one who ends up looking more of an idiot than usual. |
This is the best advice I've seen given on IC ... EVER!
Frank_Booth wrote:
Are you maintaining to know the original author of the viral email from 1999? Or are you going to concede that it was a lie?
|
Read again! I said that it looked like the work of someone I know who uses facebook as a political tool,but once @Badvo1 pointed out it was older then facebook,I threw that deduction out.Not to say it could have been him, reapeating the old viral by posting on FB.
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lush_london wrote:
Just a wild guess that Emmaline posted the above because of this earlier exchange
And it's your response to her that makes you look (if possible) even more ignorant than usual. Just a suggestion - why don't you think more carefully when you post responses? Especially the responses you post at about 4 a.m. as those are the ones that seem to be the least informed? Don't make claims that cannot be substantiated, don't post on anything about which you know absolutely nothing, and don't post trying to put people down who are pointing out the flaws in your posts, as you are the one who ends up looking more of an idiot than usual. |
The day I take advice from a online criminal will be the day hell frezzes over!Your crime? Using a copyrighted image belonging to Trey Parker.As a member of Resp@ct I would ask you to take it down.I hate copyright theft.
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Empress_Martine wrote:
Read again! I said that it looked like the work of someone I know who uses facebook as a political tool
|
bollocks you did, you said "I think I know which person created it"
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proccie wrote:
And since when has creating original art in the style of someone else been copyright theft? Of course that isn't copyright theft, FFS there is even an official Southpark site to do it on. Actually I think Emmaline has a humiliation fetish and that we should all respect that. Carry on. |
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proccie wrote:
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Of course we should but not many copyright image owners like south park are so accomadating.Some owners are very strict on the use of their images,video etc.Take the individual about to be deported to the states for aiding the theft of ty images/video by running a redirection site.Behind the legal action against him, is not just the USA government but some big name production companies.They had enough of theft of their material.Mind you if I did the maths for the way the viral works out parliment then you might see how it just would not work as a political system.
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Empress_Martine wrote:
Of course we should but not many copyright image owners like south park are so accomadating. |
What about incorrectly accusing people of being crimals?? Is that a crime?
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I do wish there were a way to stop threads degenerating into idiocy.
If I asked nicely, would you stop posting on threads Martine?
Especially in 'informed' debate? The clue is in the groups title.
No?
I tried.
The quality of the discourse used to be pretty high here.
Let's televise and broadcast the raping of kings.
Frank_Booth wrote:
What about incorrectly accusing people of being crimals?? Is that a crime?
|
My mistake for not knowing that site and therefore the individual is not a criminal.Appolgies @lush_london,Accusation withdrawn.Now back to the ponit.Now taking the figures of the orginal viral and using the real number of mp's in parliment,then deducting the total of mp's not allowed to stand.Now divided the total of the mp's by the number of three,the parties in parliment,and you get one hundred and twenty nine members for each party. For a party to form a majority government in election,the party must take thirty or more seats on top of its original qouta to win!If such a system was put to action it would need more civil servants,secretaries and office staff for each mp then is used now,in order to cope with the workload.I conclude it just would not as a system,cope..
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| Frank_Booth wrote: What about incorrectly accusing people of being crimals?? Is that a crime?
|
I note that unwarranted and odious accusation of an individual being an "online criminal" has been withdrawn, though I've yet to see an apology for the accusation.
I suspect that posting libellous content isn't a crime (as it isn't contrary to criminal law), unless compounded by a component that exacerbates the unlawful act of libel that is itself a crime, so for example if a libellous statement also incited racial hatred, then that libel would become a crime?.
It doesn't stop it being wrong, potentially actionable (if the recipient is identifiable, and if they have long enough pockets, as libel won't be dealt with by a court below the High Court, so an unlawful act, but not neccessarily a criminal act). "Long pockets" might not be required ... Even Carter-Ruck's notes highlight the possibility of a CFA ("no win, no fee"), while those same notes specifically highlight falsely accusing someone of a crime as an example of defamation.
It is also likely contrary to the AUP, as if it is an incorrect accusation, it is likely to defame, and the AUP specifically prohibits defaming other users.
Badg1Vo wrote:
I note that unwarranted and odious accusation of an individual being an "online criminal" has been withdrawn, though I've yet to see an apology for the accusation. I suspect that posting libellous content isn't a crime (as it isn't contrary to criminal law), unless compounded by a component that exacerbates the unlawful act of libel that is itself a crime, so for example if a libellous statement also incited racial hatred, then that libel would become a crime?. It doesn't stop it being wrong, potentially actionable (if the recipient is identifiable, and if they have long enough pockets, as libel won't be dealt with by a court below the High Court, so an unlawful act, but not neccessarily a criminal act). "Long pockets" might not be required ... Even Carter-Ruck's notes highlight the possibility of a CFA ("no win, no fee"), while those same notes specifically highlight falsely accusing someone of a crime as an example of defamation. It is also likely contrary to the AUP, as if it is an incorrect accusation, it is likely to defame, and the AUP specifically prohibits defaming other users. |
Yes and I have appologiesed and it would be against the AUP.The accusation has been withdrawn.But if you read what I said about the maths of viral it does not work.
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Sips a cranberry juice and trys to remember why I posted the original post...oh yes !..humourous intent with a hint of a political satire.
| xAdamx wrote: Sips a cranberry juice and trys to remember why I posted the original post...oh yes !..humourous intent with a hint of a political satire. |
Ah very funny. 
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proccie wrote:
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My apologies to @Emmaline, I meant of course the Empress. So Sorry.
Proc.
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proccie wrote:
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My apologies to @Emmaline, I meant of course the Empress. So Sorry.
Proc.
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proccie wrote:
My apologies to @Emmaline, I meant of course the Empress. So Sorry. Proc. |
Trust you to get the wrong person and its not me you need to apologies to.And I apologied to the relvent person already.This viral,even if its on facebook is load of mathamatical and incorrect tosh.
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Badg1Vo wrote:
I note that unwarranted and odious accusation of an individual being an "online criminal" has been withdrawn, though I've yet to see an apology for the accusation. I suspect that posting libellous content isn't a crime |
... as, indeed breeching copyright in the way suggested, isn't a crime either 
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Back to thread.One of the problems of viral is that it would be not easy to find out if a mp was running a company.Quite a few parlimentaries hid behind fake names,i.e. two of the best thriller writers in the UK are members of parliment.Likewise if they set up a company then they not likely to use their real name.So that part of the viral does not really work.The rest of it needs the freedom of information act and you know its almost impossible to get information with a request under that act..
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| Empress_Martine wrote: One of the problems of viral is that it would be not easy to find out if a mp was running a company.Quite a few parlimentaries hid behind fake names,i.e. two of the best thriller writers in the UK are members of parliment.Likewise if they set up a company then they not likely to use their real name.So that part of the viral does not really work.The rest of it needs the freedom of information act and you know its almost impossible to get information with a request under that act.. |
Are you familiar with a) The Companies Act 2006 and b) The Register of Members' Interests?
The Companies Act makes it a legal requirement for all company directors to have their names and addresses registered at Companies House where they can be searched by anyone.
The Register of Members' Interests requires all MPs and members of the House of Lords to declare any remuneration or goods they receive. A free meal is registrable as is book royalties,
Do you deliberately ignore facts and post random bollocks or are you just staggeringly ignorant?
A drowsy numbness fills your senses,
as though of Rohypnol you had drunk.
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bohnanza wrote:
Are you familiar with a) The Companies Act 2006 and b) The Register of Members' Interests? The Companies Act makes it a legal requirement for all company directors to have their names and addresses registered at Companies House where they can be searched by anyone. The Register of Members' Interests requires all MPs and members of the House of Lords to declare any remuneration or goods they receive. A free meal is registrable as is book royalties, Do you deliberately ignore facts and post random bollocks or are you just staggeringly ignorant?
|
That's an option C.
Good people of I.C please cast your votes now.
ETA it's been suggested I have not offered a balanced view and that I should add bad people as well..so have.
| xAdamx wrote: Sips a cranberry juice and trys to remember why I posted the original post...oh yes !..humourous intent with a hint of a political satire. |
LOL. Well, this thread had humour, intent, politics and satire. They all just got very, very jumbled up
Why doesn't IC have the option of polls?
My vote goes to option C
xAdamx wrote:
That's an option C. Good people of I.C please cast your votes now. ETA it's been suggested I have not offered a balanced view and that I should add bad people as well..so have. |
Is this single answer multiple choice, single best answer, or is ticking all 3 an option?
Badg1Vo wrote:
Is this single answer multiple choice, single best answer, or is ticking all 3 an option?
|
gramatically, there are only two options - but I've certainly like to motion that all three are relevent?
Can we do a weighted vote? I'd have
deliberately ignore facts: 5%
random bollocks: 60%
staggeringly ignorant: 35%
Perhaps there should be a "being stoned" option too....
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Frank_Booth wrote:
gramatically, there are only two options - but I've certainly like to motion that all three are relevent? Can we do a weighted vote? I'd have deliberately ignore facts: 5% random bollocks: 60% staggeringly ignorant: 35% Perhaps there should be a "being stoned" option too....
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I set a trap! You answered first part right.Yes you do have to register a company in your real name.I used to run a company under my real name. If you register a free lunch as book royalties then what is stop some journalist from any NI owned paper,starting up another "Duckhouse GATE"? I would suggest to register the free lunch as a free lunch.Better to be honest then tell a half truth and court trouble.
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| bohnanza wrote: A free meal is registrable as is book royalties,
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| Empress_Martine wrote: If you register a free lunch as book royalties then what is stop some journalist from any NI owned paper,starting up another "Duckhouse GATE"? I would suggest to register the free lunch as a free lunch.Better to be honest then tell a half truth and court trouble. |
Now where does Bohnanza say that you should register a free meal as a book royalty? he says that a free meal is registrable. The words "as is" means "AND" in this context so book royalties are also registrable.
He does not say that free meals are registrable AS book royalties.
| Empress_Martine wrote: One of the problems of viral is that it would be not easy to find out if a mp was running a company. I set a trap! |
This is just wrong.
"Setting a trap" is more subtle than posting crap that is just wrong.
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Am I the only person who each time I read this thread, headbutts the desk until I'm losing dangerous amounts of blood?
My weighted votes are as follows
A. 100%
B. 100%
C. 100%
D. it's the only other explanation really!
@proccie ... do you happen to have any popcorn laced with LSD. It might make this all seem much less bizarre 
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| Incandescence wrote: Am I the only person who each time I read this thread, headbutts the desk until I'm losing dangerous amounts of blood? My weighted votes are as follows A. 100% B. 100% C. 100% D. it's the only other explanation really!
@proccie ... do you happen to have any popcorn laced with LSD. It might make this all seem much less bizarre |
Yeah, I suppose they are not mutually exclusive, so all three are possible. And very, very probable.
lush_london wrote:
Yeah, I suppose they are not mutually exclusive, so all three are possible. And very, very probable.
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frank: hi
ALICE: Hi there!
frank: Do you know Empress Martine?
ALICE: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
frank: I'm Frank
ALICE: That's a very nice name, frank.
frank: Emperss is an online chatbot like you
ALICE: When is Emperss not an online chatbot like me?
frank: Do you know anything about MP's registering their expenses?
ALICE: I can ask someone about it.
frank: probably, I recommend not asking the Empress
ALICE: I will take that under advisement.
frank: good
ALICE: What do you really want to talk about?
frank: sadomasochism
ALICE: That seems like an interesting topic.
frank: yeah, do you like it?
ALICE: That's cool.. sadomasochism seems okay to me.
frank: Are you pretty?
ALICE: Yes I am very beautiful.
frank: Do you do as your told?
ALICE: Yeah I do a lot of as my told.
frank: Can we meet for a coffee?
ALICE: Do you mean you and me? I think I can, don't you? What do you really want to ask me?
frank: kneel bitch
ALICE: Absolutely.
And all men kill the thing they love, By all let this be heard, Some do it with a bitter look, Some with a flattering word, The coward does it with a kiss, The brave man with a sword!
Frank_Booth wrote:
frank: hi ALICE: Hi there! frank: Do you know Empress Martine? ALICE: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? frank: I'm Frank ALICE: That's a very nice name, frank. frank: Emperss is an online chatbot like you ALICE: When is Emperss not an online chatbot like me? frank: Do you know anything about MP's registering their expenses? ALICE: I can ask someone about it. frank: probably, I recommend not asking the Empress ALICE: I will take that under advisement. frank: good ALICE: What do you really want to talk about? frank: sadomasochism ALICE: That seems like an interesting topic. frank: yeah, do you like it? ALICE: That's cool.. sadomasochism seems okay to me. frank: Are you pretty? ALICE: Yes I am very beautiful. frank: Do you do as your told? ALICE: Yeah I do a lot of as my told. frank: Can we meet for a coffee? ALICE: Do you mean you and me? I think I can, don't you? What do you really want to ask me? frank: kneel bitch ALICE: Absolutely. |
I swear a little bit of pee just came out 
Now we know who has the LSD laced popcorn
| Frank_Booth wrote: frank: hi ALICE: Hi there! frank: Do you know Empress Martine? ALICE: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? frank: I'm Frank ALICE: That's a very nice name, frank. frank: Emperss is an online chatbot like you ALICE: When is Emperss not an online chatbot like me? frank: Do you know anything about MP's registering their expenses? ALICE: I can ask someone about it. frank: probably, I recommend not asking the Empress ALICE: I will take that under advisement.
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I suspect ALICE is a much more up to date version of ELIZA?
At least they don't tend to contradict themselves unlike the 'head-butt the desk' inducing poster. Would they pass a Turing Test? (No doubt it won't be a Turing test, but instead another cunningly lain 'trap').
Trap?? I doubt it, instead it is more "testiculating" (talking bollocks whilst waving the arms around furiously!)
| Badg1Vo wrote: Would they pass a Turing Test? |
No of course not, but would....
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Frank_Booth wrote:
No of course not, but would....
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ALICE AKA ELIZA is crude fake intelligence.And it would not pass Turing Test.We yet to create a true stand alone artificial intelligence.
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Empress_Martine wrote:
ALICE AKA ELIZA is crude fake intelligence.And it would not pass Turing Test.We yet to create a true stand alone artificial intelligence. |
What do you want to talk about?
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Empress_Martine wrote:
ALICE AKA ELIZA is crude fake intelligence.And it would not pass Turing Test.We yet to create a true stand alone artificial intelligence. |
I disagree totally. Clearly there are a number of machines which have the ability to exhibit behaviour more intelligent than some of the humans who post on this website. For example my vacuum cleaner is currently making more sense than you ever have in any of your inane postings.
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I disagree totally. Clearly there are a number of machines which have the ability to exhibit behaviour more intelligent than some of the humans who post on this website. For example my vacuum cleaner is currently making more sense than you ever have in any of your inane postings.
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Only if they are programmed to act like a human and even then there are sites like www.atari.org which are armed with software wired to its forums,to block such machinces from posting.Take a look yourself.And vacuum machines are not a artifical intelligent or lifeform.
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Has anyone read about Poe's Law ? Poe's law states that is sometimes impossible to tell the difference online, between a satire and the real thing.
Am I real? Or just an elaborate parody of an internet troll? I will leave you to decide.
In a similar way one could pretend to be as thick as a whale omelette, in order to get a rise out of people and quite fun it would be too, trouble is one could be mistaken for the real thing. Who knows?
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| proccie wrote: Has anyone read about Poe's Law ? Poe's law states that is sometimes impossible to tell the difference online, between a satire and the real thing. Am I real? Or just an elaborate parody of an internet troll? I will leave you to decide. In a similar way one could pretend to be as thick as a whale omelette, in order to get a rise out of people and quite fun it would be too, trouble is one could be mistaken for the real thing. Who knows? |
If this is trolling. This is the worst trolling in history.
Let's televise and broadcast the raping of kings.
| Elysium wrote: If this is trolling. This is the worst trolling in history.
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Back to thread.If the FB viral was the work of a machine then to prove that,will need an outside expert to prove this.If on the other hand its the work of person,then its a good example of chinese whispers.
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No its got to be a troll. it just has to be. satire be damned
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You know that theory? The one that says if you gave a room full of chimps with typewriters enough time, they would produce the works of Shakespeare? Yeah well the FB viral was written by my vacuum cleaner so you can all stop worrying about it now. And I'm back on the meds but I don't think they're working yet.
| lush_london wrote: You know that theory? The one that says if you gave a room full of chimps with typewriters enough time, they would produce the works of Shakespeare? Yeah well the FB viral was written by my vacuum cleaner so you can all stop worrying about it now. And I'm back on the meds but I don't think they're working yet. |
Well your vacuum cleaner sucks, that's all I can say.
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