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Saturday WAC

Posted by A_Zebra_Called_Dave on Sat 22 Oct 2011 to A_Zebra_Called_Dave

If we could talk to the animals, just imagine it, chatting with a chimp in chi...Oh my goodness, you caught me unawares there.

Good morning, children. Rub the sleep out of your eyes. Today we are going through the..... breakfast window. If you sit at the big round table you will find a never ending supply of bowls of hot Ready Brek, boiled eggs with buttered toast soldiers, pancakes and strawberry or blackcurrant jam or Nutella, orange and apple juice and Zoom ice lollies.

If people asked us, can you speak in rhinoceros, We'd say, "Of courserous, can't you?"

Richtea is just on his way to work and, rather than joining in with with the talking to the animals song, he's pretending he's that Steve Harley from that Cockney Rebel troupe, he's extravagantly chewing gum and draping his flares over his platforms whilst singing the, plink de plink plink; plink plink de plink plink, intro to Judy Teen.

Spots are so last year.

Reply by Outre2 on Sat 22 Oct 2011

Morning one and all.

Well its stupid o'clock to be up at this time but I have an internal alarm clock. Never mind that I only went to bed at about 3. Anyway, its Saturday, so lots of shopping and anything else I feel in the mood to do. Lots of coffee I think this morning.

Have a wonderful day everyone whatever tricks you get up to.

Sic itur ad astra

Reply by Minxxey on Sat 22 Oct 2011

Morning only an hour and half to go before I can get in my bed woop wooop have a fab day I will think of you all while I sleep xxx

Wanky dormouse :-p

Reply by andrewsean on Sat 22 Oct 2011

I am singing and dancing to my own song this morning and contemplating Cumberland sausage and egg sandwiches and a massive mug of tea for breakfast.

Have a great day all.

Andy xx

Thinking you are more beautiful than you are is far worse than being more beautiful than you think you are.

Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes to the bone.

Reply by angelicvixen_MH on Sat 22 Oct 2011

Morning all.

Busy day of clearing stuff today. Oh I just love cumberland sausage but a bit too early to eat so will just have my usual gallon of tea.

Gonna watch hubby do all the work as my wrist is still poorly.

have a fabby weekend Y'all

I am what I am and what I am needs no excuses

Reply by GeeeGeee on Sat 22 Oct 2011

Work this morning due to a mammoth backlog. Grumpy. Coffee deprived. Seriously bad hair.

Mornings and myself do not like to be aquainted on Saturdays.


Rocks are evil. Throw boys at them.

Reply by Rosie_SBT on Sat 22 Oct 2011

She is still snoring =-o

Up and at 'em, I say.

It's stopped raining, the sky is blue, brekkie is lurking somewhere so I need to find it.

Now, what will it be ? Dragun sossidge, a slice of fez-ant or a burger or three ? They are having Their usual toast, tea and joos. And reading the noospapery things in bed =-o

a walk later, I hope :-)

wags to all

I may be collared, but I'm my own Bitch!

Reply by carenza_lionheart on Sat 22 Oct 2011

Morning. An interesting night of musical beds - the kids are here and we still haven't bottomed out the best sleeping arrangements. Up at silly o clock to take them to Laser Quest. I am grumpy because it is under 14s only this morning, so I can't join in.

So a day of gossiping with my best vanilla mate, and chilling out. Niiiiiiiiiiice.

The one who claims to be innocent

Reply by jenevieve on Sat 22 Oct 2011

Morning all, working this morning, bleary eyed and in need of mucho coffee!

Just want my bed and duvet where it was nice and warm snuggling with Feline Dom.

Right coffee and off I go.

Have a good day all :-D

No matter how you try you just can't fix stupid!

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

Reply by BaldyGargoyle on Sat 22 Oct 2011

Good morning you bunch of misfits, degenerates and pervs, the I'm so innocents and the not so innocents. Have a brilliant day and a fabby weekend. I'm fixated with spanking this morning so I'm gonna noise up some of my girly friends and see if I can get one to come round for a spanking session. Sometimes you just have to go with the flow. Bottoms up!.

Reply by Trolly on Sat 22 Oct 2011

Ooooooooooooooo yummy, yummy - soft boiled eggs and toast soldiers - scrum yum pig's bum :-p :-p :-p

Then can I plait your mane Dave? Can I?? Oh but can I...???

~ wiggles digestively and flutters imaginary eyelashes ~

I make this look a lot easier than it really is!!!

Reply by Caracal on Sat 22 Oct 2011

Morning morning morning.

Quick visit as my tea brews then it's over to Dad's for a final push on clearing the garden. We're hoping that it will be cleared in the next couple of weeks giving plenty of time before the new owners move in. Other news to make Caracal smile is that my niece has been offered the chance to go into the Oxbridge fast track group at school. Proud Auntie :).

Have a great Saturday and Rosie, tell Them I will see them later, I might even bring some snakes!

Reply by FluffySub on Sat 22 Oct 2011

Morning. Woken again with a seriously stonking headache and am now worrying about carbon monoxide (the boiler is in my room). Will buy a detector later today.

Thank you for the nice spread, Dave. You should teach Richtea a bit about being a breakfast host.

Waves at GeeeGeee, nice to see you back.

I am taking an hour to enjoy the calm. The mini Carenzas are out all day, the youngest pup has exhausted herself doing wall of death around the garden and lounge. Bliss.

Have a great day whatever you are up to xxx

Not huffy or stuffy, nor tiny or tall, But fluffy, just fluffy, with no brains at all.

A P Herbert (who obviously knew me well)

Reply by dannigirl on Sat 22 Oct 2011

Morning all Had a wicked lie in followed by morning sex, what a way to start the day :-). Off to visit parents today so wont be online till later. Have a fabby day everyone, have fun and be safe xxxx

Walk on the Wildside

Reply by prettyPETunia on Sat 22 Oct 2011

Morning! My first wac entrance. Hugs all round. Gotta steel myself up to put on my new guantanamo bay work uniform for tonight. Pic later. Piss taking encouraged. Later!

If love is blind I need to find a cane

Reply by SheilaBlyge on Sat 22 Oct 2011

*cough* *sniff* *splutter*

Wasn't sure whether I should put in an appearance... don't want to infect you all with my lurgy...

Going back to bed now I have my cups of coffee.

*cough* *splutter*

Reply by BaldyGargoyle on Sat 22 Oct 2011

SheilaBlyge wrote:

*cough* *sniff* *splutter*

Wasn't sure whether I should put in an appearance... don't want to infect you all with my lurgy...

Going back to bed now I have my cups of coffee.

*cough* *splutter*

Poor soul :-(

Reply by Lola_beedo on Sat 22 Oct 2011

Ok. I know it's late. Had breakfast in bed this morning. Albeit prepared by a 3 year old. Using plastic food. (damn fine way to lose weight).

Then rest of the morning getting my breasts out. So love my breasts. Sorry. I digress.

Making treasure maps. Setting up a dinosaur shop. And generally doing house wifey things. Xx

wishing you all a lovely Saturday.

L xx

A boy makes his girl jealous of other women. A Gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl. Xx

Reply by GeeeGeee on Sat 22 Oct 2011


Waves at GeeeGeee, nice to see you back.

Why hello sweet thang. <flutters eyelashes>

Rocks are evil. Throw boys at them.

Reply by GeeeGeee on Sat 22 Oct 2011

Oh dear lordie - I need to workout this blasted machine-pad thing works. Frown.

Anyhoo - Hi Fluffy!

Rocks are evil. Throw boys at them.