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Saturday WAC

Posted by A_Zebra_Called_Dave on Sat 17 Sep 2011 to A_Zebra_Called_Dave

Good morning people.

My flatmate, Richtea, has left me to sort out the breakfast for you lot. As it was all a bit last minute, I know I'll not be able to come up with anything as good as his, so, for what it's worth, please help yourselves to any or all of the following:

Brioche-pain au chocolat-french toast-chocolate croisant-bagels-cream cheese-smoked salmon-smoked kippers-soft boiled duck eggs with buttered toast soldiers-kiwi fruit sorbet-muesli-porridge-various cereals-fresh summer fruits- pancakes-jams and marmalades-butter-freshly baked crusty bread-or a full English, Irish, Scottish or Welsh breakfast...and a turnip.

As soon as you've all gone I must clean the flat as I have the manicurist coming around.

Have a wonderful weekend.

Spots are so last year.

Reply by Sleeping on Sat 17 Sep 2011

Doh! Some of that would have been lovely but I've just had buttered bun loaf with a hand full of walnuts. Hope today's a good one for all.x

Reply by done_with_wondering on Sat 17 Sep 2011

Zebra - how exotic. There used to be a rather lovely zoo keeper on here who collected animals :-) . I'm sure she would have liked to welcome a zebra into her menagerie.

"Wisdom begins in wonder” (Socrates)

"Imagination is more important than knowledge" (Albert Einstein)

Ubi caritas et amor, Deus ibi est.

Reply by Sleeping on Sat 17 Sep 2011

Oh yes, the network of animal profiles. I think she got done for cyber crimes against protected species. There are an awful lot of 'tiger' names on here.

Reply by done_with_wondering on Sat 17 Sep 2011

Do they eat zebras?

"Wisdom begins in wonder” (Socrates)

"Imagination is more important than knowledge" (Albert Einstein)

Ubi caritas et amor, Deus ibi est.

Reply by Sleeping on Sat 17 Sep 2011

Not if he's laid on a really posh-nosh brekkie.

Reply by Outre2 on Sat 17 Sep 2011

Morning all,

Finally back in the land of the living but nothing in the fridge for breakfast, so have to have grapefruit segments I think.

Have a lovely weekend everyone.

Reply by zilchtosee on Sat 17 Sep 2011

Yummm, well that sounds like a breakfast. Apart from the turnip, you can keep that.

Morning all

Reply by andrewsean on Sat 17 Sep 2011

Welome to IC dave, another Newcastle United fan on the site is a welcome addition :-D

Men reach adulthood about 6 months following death :-D

Reply by Lola_beedo on Sat 17 Sep 2011

Oh my. What a wonderful spread. Am thinking you should do breakfast more often. Yum.

Wishing all a lovely sat. Xxx

Reply by SheilaBlyge on Sat 17 Sep 2011

Fab breakky, thanks... much appreciated as I'm waiting for my Tesco man to arrive and bring goodies, and until then, my breakfast is a dire affair of rich tea biscuits and el cheapo coffee.

Bart Simpson (on my alarm clock) just informed me repeatedly 'I do What I like, When I like!'. Pft, We should all be so lucky!

Anyway... mood good, knowing that I may start the day like Old Mother Hubbard, but I will end like Mr. Creosote, with finest Sirloins and 'waffer thin mints'. Oh damn, I didn't order the mints. Oh well, choccy bars will have to do... I'm sure I'm manage! :-D

Have a good one, one and all... to those working, my sympathy, to those enjoying well-earned leisure, make it a good one, and have fun :-)

Reply by TheSilverFox on Sat 17 Sep 2011

What do you mean lots of tiger profiles???

Anyway... Moving swiftly on.. Breccie calls and I think it's porridge, coffee and orange juice...

I'm still waiting for volunteer slaves by the way... :-D

Let's all play nicely people.. Just remember.. This is meant to be fun!

"The art of being a gentleman is knowing when not to be..."

Reply by dizzi_blonde on Sat 17 Sep 2011

Morning all ...

I have an 11 hour day shift ahead of me, Boy is it going to feel strange working thru the day xx

People have big mouths to talk with, but when it comes right down to it, they don't have shit to back it up!

Reply by calmhands on Sat 17 Sep 2011

Good morning all.

Welcome to IC Dave, what a cute looking Zebra you are! Did @Richtea ask you to lay on the turnip as well? Don't tell him but none of us actually like turnip for breakfast! So much food on the table this morning, just fruit for me though, I am trying to be good this week after last week away.

Have a good day everyone.

ch x

Bring me back to me..

Reply by Rosie_SBT on Sat 17 Sep 2011

I suspect that Dave has a superior intellect compared to the Postie, but don't tell The Postie cos he will throw his turnips around! Not sure I see a problem with animules ruling IC, we are, as aforementioned, of superior intellect and certainly have our priorities in life worked out. Do you see us arguing ? No. Do we send nasty memos to Tranny Truckers ? No. Do we work ? No. QED. Superior !

Me, I'm just digesting brekkie before making the major decision of which sofa to sleep on.

Wags to all

I may be collared, but I'm my own Bitch!

Reply by capital_dee on Sat 17 Sep 2011

Morning all :) < ETA

epona74 wrote:

Oooo yummy! A bagel with cream cheese and salmon, with a pain au chocolat for "pudding" would work rather well!

Morning guys and gals! Only 24 hours til I do my 50 km bike ride! [snip]

Mmmh that sounds good to me too... except for the 50 Km bike ride part... Wish you luck and good weather conditions and to anyone doing the Great North Run too

D x

"The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once." Albert Einstein

Reply by Board1 on Sat 17 Sep 2011

Morning Dave... And other WAC members.

Today's main concern is to buy a birthday present for my dad... who as every year doesn't know what he needs/ wants. Sunshine and showers here and a bit of a breeze so a bit of dilemma what else to do. Eating breakfast could take a while though...

Reply by jenevieve on Sat 17 Sep 2011

Morning all, working today (should be illegal) so mad dash to caffeinate and get to work.

Hopes everyone else working has a decent day.

Hugs to all who need/want.

Have a good day all :-D

No matter how you try you just can't fix stupid!

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

Reply by angelicvixen_MH on Sat 17 Sep 2011

Morning all.

A day of sport today and no I am not doing it. just watching it.

Virtual protest for me to join the ranks at Blackburn Rovers in the march to sack our dumb ass manager.

Good luck with the bike ride.

Hugs to those that need them.

Happy Saturday Y'all

I am what I am and what I am needs no excuses

Reply by Twas_ever_thus on Sat 17 Sep 2011

O god, I shouldn;t stay up so late. I can't keep up with the youngsters any more.

Please save me some croissants for later.

I could have sworn I just saw a zebra...


Reply by Caracal on Sat 17 Sep 2011

Cor, what a spread, thanks Dave. I'll stoke myself up well from this.

Bit more tidying, swift clearance to make some room in the loft then it's off out for a country pub lunch. I found energy yesterday I'd forgotten existed and in result my floors are gleaming and furniture has been shifted.

Superb Saturday everyone.

Reply by geoff917 on Sat 17 Sep 2011

Morning to you all, and well done Dave.....hope your flatmate is ok with all this attention you are gettin from the ladies!

Dunno where to start with all that brekkie......spose left hand side table and work slowly to the right!:)

Have a good day / weekend all you guys and gals!

"In order to finish first, you must first finish".....Roger Penske

Reply by flamesdesire on Sat 17 Sep 2011

Morning All

Just rolled out of my bed and ticking into a bowl of Frosties.

Going to rain according to BBC weather, but I am off to some caves with friends later.

Have a good day all


"Take me from this earth an endless night- this, the end of life. From the dark I feel your lips and taste your bloody kiss."

Reply by carenza_lionheart on Sat 17 Sep 2011

Morning. I think I need to do a bit more humping today, but other than that it'll be a quiet one. I may have a play with my buttons.

The one who claims to be innocent

Reply by Lounge_Lizard on Sat 17 Sep 2011

Morning folks,

Because of yesterday's events I find myself working today :-(

Oh well, it'll keep me out of trouble I suppose.

(Yawn) another coffee needed, then get myself sorted.

No rest for the wicked, 'eh?

Have a good 'un guys, whatever you're up to.

Reply by FluffySub on Sat 17 Sep 2011

Morning world. Thank you for a lovely spread, Dave, I'll have the turnip.

Today is mostly about finding the floor in my room and doing FSSC stuff before Loc twats me over the head with a bit of 2 x 4 for not doing my homework.

Tomorrow I'm getting a new foster dog. That's F.O.S.T.E.R. not adoption. Interesting times ahead :-D

Have a great day, y'all xxx

Not huffy or stuffy, nor tiny or tall, But fluffy, just fluffy, with no brains at all.

A P Herbert (who obviously knew me well)

Reply by The_Third_Policeman on Sat 17 Sep 2011

andrewsean wrote:
Welome to IC dave, another Newcastle United fan on the site is a welcome addition :-D

He's a Brighton fan, through and through.:)

"Me and Kevin, we're just not the same"

Women are from Reigate, men are from Reigate. Not all of them of course, that would be silly, some are from Pimlico, or Cleethorpes, or that little village in Derbyshire who's name eludes me, or Bridlington, or Weston Super Mare, or Clac....