holiday pervertables

Posted by othyim on Sun 17 Jul 2011 to Do_It_Yourself

I thought this list might come in handy at this time of the year. Holiday pervertables that wouldnt cause any problems with customs:

Please feel free to add to the list.

1. plumeau

2. hairbrush

3. Ikea spatula's (specially the ones with holes).

4. fishing rod in stead of cane

5. belt

6. candles

7. rubber bands

8. foil

9. tape

10. pegs

11. washing line

12. table tennis bats plus ball (that makes an exellent gag in a larger handkerchief).

13. weights for tablecloth

14. flyswapper manual

15. flyswapper electric

16. massage oil

17. Jeu de boules + few pairs of (tennis)socks

18. wooden toothpicks

19. plastic cable ties

20. ...................

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