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how do i find the new members without trawling thr
Posted by qweqwe on Fri 27 Nov 2009 to the Website Help web board
how do i find new members without trawling through all the members?
| qweqwe wrote: how do i find the new members without trawling thr how do i find new members without trawling through all the members? |
there is a flashing arrow pointing to fresh meat
and there is an option on search
"who have updated their ad ... In the last 30 days, Anytime"
which takes in updated ads so some well hung meat to go with the freshers 
What makes you think they want you to find them?
I don't know what's right and what's real any more
thanks that is very helpful.
It's a good point, but is something I really like about IC. You can see how old someone's profile is through searches dictated by reams of other criteria, or when you get written to etc. but there's no holding pen for highlighting the flow of newcomers, which is probably a blessing. I bet they'd get sharked like fuck on here (not to tar you with any such intention, of course).
| qweqwe wrote: how do i find the new members without trawling thr how do i find new members without trawling through all the members? |
It's a bummer, isn't it?
We used to do be able to sort adverts based on age of advert, easy to find all the new, keen and naive totty. So easy to impress, so simple to mould and shape, so accepting of almost any flowery crap you fed them, so lacking in comparisons to measure you against.
Admin buggered up that rich seam of helpless prey by removing the sort by age option. Now I have to wade through all the experienced, switched on aware femsubs in my hunt for easy pickings.
A quick tip from someone who knows about these things, in your ad you major on TRUST, TRUTH AND HONESTY. Very laudable. But you also mention that you can arrange a hotel or meet at their place. This is a huge flashing warning sign of the married or otherwise encumbered. How flexible are you with evenings or weekends?
Best to just say they can come to yours but then make excuses on a case by case basis, this week it's the builders, next week your mother is staying, stuff like that.
HTH
| qweqwe wrote: how do i find new members without trawling through all the members? |
Incredibly creepy question is incredibly creepy. 
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| Vareox wrote: .....Stuff.....
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Bummer, huh?
Makes me wish i was an easily identifiable newbie...
No, really.
Uh huh.
Oh the mayhem of whoredom.....*happy sigh...(credit to Manson for that delicious turn of phrase)
Crystal_Eyes wrote:
Incredibly creepy question is incredibly creepy. |
QFT
Perverted Pederast Puppetmistress Pimp Pandering to the Patriarchy... apparently
| FairyGirl wrote: What does "QFT" stand for?
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"Quoted For Truth" "Quite Fucking True"
Also a good job, until 9pm Saturday night at least, that there is not an easy way to search for indiscriminate "desperate for sex" type female members 
I can't think what kind of mind prompts these actions.
Cinnamon_Tart wrote:
Bummer, huh? Makes me wish i was an easily identifiable newbie... No, really. Uh huh.
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Reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know...
On posts, it says under your name how long you've been here so everyone can see I'm a naive young ingenue just waiting for a mature, sophisticated wolf to take advantage of my gullibility.
Cinnamon_Tart wrote:
Bummer, huh? Makes me wish i was an easily identifiable newbie... No, really. Uh huh.
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We need an ironic emoticon, it seems that my post went right over your head. On the other hand it could be me who's missing that you were being ironic too...
Vareox wrote:
We need an ironic emoticon, it seems that my post went right over your head. On the other hand it could be me who's missing that you were being ironic too...
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My vote would be the latter.
Oh the mayhem of whoredom.....*happy sigh...(credit to Manson for that delicious turn of phrase)
| Manson wrote: I can't think what kind of mind prompts these actions.
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I can.
And if you dare a drunk woman, she's highly likely to say "meh, what the fuck" and do it.
But only two memos from unknown people! Desperation really isn't attractive!!
xxx
Oh the mayhem of whoredom.....*happy sigh...(credit to Manson for that delicious turn of phrase)
11 hours 20 mins to go yet, give it time
Reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know...
I think the OP may be a reasonable question.
The assumption seems to be he only wishes to approach new (naive) members.
No doubt he has spent the last 2 months searching through the existing members and wishes to stop wasting time repeating that process.
ebay has a "time: newly listed" search option which avoids having to plough though all the items each time, so you just search back to your last log on.
However I take your point that if it was on this site, it would result in new members being swamped.
| suspenders wrote: On posts, it says under your name how long you've been here so everyone can see I'm a naive young ingenue just waiting for a mature, sophisticated wolf to take advantage of my gullibility.
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Ohh that would be too easy LOL
Nurse_Ratched wrote:
there is a flashing arrow pointing to fresh meat
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Ohh I never knew that
How kind and generous of IC to point the newbies out to us ROTFL
Crystal_Eyes wrote:
Incredibly creepy question is incredibly creepy. |
Seconded.
e2a: Crystal once again says what we were all thinking.
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Of course some of us are not as 'new' as we look People may flounce and come back in another profile
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| PearlBlueSoul wrote: It's a good point, but is something I really like about IC. You can see how old someone's profile is through searches dictated by reams of other criteria, or when you get written to etc. but there's no holding pen for highlighting the flow of newcomers, which is probably a blessing. I bet they'd get sharked like fuck on here (not to tar you with any such intention, of course). |
Very well put there.
Jay
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As you are now, so once was I.
As I am now, so shall you be.
Remember this and follow me.
It would be good if when people sign up they were offered the choice of being highlighted as a new member, with a warning that they could be flooded with memos
Braondra
| suspenders wrote: On posts, it says under your name how long you've been here so everyone can see I'm a naive young ingenue just waiting for a mature, sophisticated wolf to take advantage of my gullibility.
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| Braondra wrote: It would be good if when people sign up they were offered the choice of being highlighted as a new member, with a warning that they could be flooded with memos
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Can I just ask - why would anyone wish to be identified as a new member?
The thing I like about IC is that you can have a profile, but choose whether or not to have your advert "active".
So, regardless of whether you joined five minutes ago (+ seven days) or have been a member for eight years, you can be as visible or as invisible to those looking, as you like.
Oh the mayhem of whoredom.....*happy sigh...(credit to Manson for that delicious turn of phrase)
| Vareox wrote: We used to do be able to sort adverts based on age of advert, easy to find all the new, keen and naive totty.
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When was this golden age of sorting results from searches? I can't remember it and I have been here for a year or so-ish.
In the old days you had a list of all possibles no matter where they were in the country, matched by gender and that was it. There was a list of names with a region beside it.
Science, the only religion that works even if you don't believe in it.
Women wanted, preferably with their own Rohypnol.
Searching for newbies? It's easy.
Just do a search for:
"I don't bite... much/unless you want me to" "looking for someone to 'show me the ropes' lol" Any quote on submission by Anais Nin Some idiot with a pink baubel in his pic
That should give you a fair amount to be getting on with. I look forward to your memo.
| qweqwe wrote: how do i find the new members without trawling thr how do i find new members without trawling through all the members? Keep back, stay low, keep your gunpowder dry and creep steathily apon them. In that way you don't come across as a prevert. That is my best advice. I spent time with the special forces. SAS (silly arsed shits) Keep it real |
spero wrote:
"Quoted For Truth" "Quite Fucking True"
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I thought it was "Quit Fucking Talking".
Sandie X
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bohnanza wrote:
When was this golden age of sorting results from searches? I can't remember it and I have been here for a year or so-ish. In the old days you had a list of all possibles no matter where they were in the country, matched by gender and that was it. There was a list of names with a region beside it. |
IC has been around a lot longer than a year. Me too. This format is relatively new.
| Cinnamon_Tart wrote:
My vote would be the latter. |
Should learn to recognise it as well as dish it out, shouldn't I.
Vareox wrote:
IC has been around a lot longer than a year. Me too. This format is relatively new. |
Having been here since October 1999 I do not remember seeing this sortable list. When was it present?
Science, the only religion that works even if you don't believe in it.
Women wanted, preferably with their own Rohypnol.
Having been here since October 1999 I do not remember seeing this sortable list. When was it present? |
Is this some sort of test?
It used to be possible to sort by age (of advert), I don't keep a log of changes to the IC website. How long ago I don't remember, perhaps Admin does.
| Clodpate_Thaumaturge wrote: <snip> Any quote on submission by Anais Nin *blushes* :-O AB
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Vareox wrote:
Is this some sort of test? It used to be possible to sort by age (of advert), I don't keep a log of changes to the IC website. How long ago I don't remember, perhaps Admin does.
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Luckily archive.org does and you can go back and check various facts. Which is fortunate as memory doesn't work like videotape.
From 2002 until 2004 it was possible to sort the found list by join date order, since then there hasn't been a choice, you have been stuck with last sign on time.
Interestingly back then people were just as forgetful about turning their ads off when they had found someone as they are now.
Science, the only religion that works even if you don't believe in it.
Women wanted, preferably with their own Rohypnol.
Vareox wrote:
Should learn to recognise it as well as dish it out, shouldn't I.
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Well, statistically, the former was far more likely. But i'm several standard deviations from mean you see.
Oh the mayhem of whoredom.....*happy sigh...(credit to Manson for that delicious turn of phrase)
| Clodpate_Thaumaturge wrote: Searching for newbies? It's easy. Just do a search for: Any quote on submission by Anais Nin Some idiot with a pink baubel in his pic
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There are some experienced people on here that do that as well - though I've always regarded it with some suspicion.
An option that reveals “Members who have received 400 memos in the last 48 hours” would be more appropriate if looking for “fresh meat” - but the clue there is that you are unlikely to get a response (positive or otherwise) until things have settled down - meaning that people like the OP have stopped mobbing someone.
There is someone on here (who “moderates” his weblogs) who does seem to have some success in picking up those who don't know any better ......... so the tactic can work - though you have to question the necessity of its use.
There is a certain irony here though - if you keep shooting at every newbie on here - you also have absolutely no idea of what you are potentially getting into.
What goes around comes around ............
Ever wondered who the devil comes to for ideas ?
| qweqwe wrote: how do i find the new members without trawling thr how do i find new members without trawling through all the members? |
I find Fresh Meat is the best site for finding hot new material to try out: you'd probably be better off looking there.
Regards,
Admin
Remember: it's only a website
Well Said Admin. qweqwe was one of the first to contact me when I signed up a few weeks ago. I take it you have solved this problem for him. Or maybe it was my post of NEWBY LOOKING FOR A TEACHER that did it. I wonder which it was?
| velvetmouth wrote: Well Said Admin. qweqwe was one of the first to contact me when I signed up a few weeks ago. I take it you have solved this problem for him. Or maybe it was my post of NEWBY LOOKING FOR A TEACHER that did it. I wonder which it was? |
from what i understand, any post indicating a newby, comes with flashing lights, especially for the ladies who get swamped. lol
the mailman always delivers!
| redgerbil wrote: Of course some of us are not as 'new' as we look People may flounce and come back in another profile
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Indeed and some 4250 (mostly)idiots think I'm really niaive!!!!
Anything but ordinary
| bohnanza wrote: From 2002 until 2004 it was possible to sort the found list by join date order,
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So there you have your 'golden age' then.
All you needed was a smattering of Gorean, random caps, a few well chosen quotes from Castle Realm and the ability to write like a pervy Mills and Boon writer.
Oh, and a deep, deep appreciation of the value of the gift that would be bestowed upon you if you were the cherishing type who would accompany the neophyte on her journey.
mailman208 wrote:
from what i understand, any post indicating a newby, comes with flashing lights, especially for the ladies who get swamped. lol
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Hmmm mailman now that rings a bell weren't you also in the first few who contacted me? See you don't need a big pointing finger you find newbies anyway. BTW My message says "Looking for a teacher." No mention of a newby till you read profile. Ain't all us subs looking for someone?
Why only only interested in newbies ?
velvetmouth wrote:
Hmmm mailman now that rings a bell weren't you also in the first few who contacted me? See you don't need a big pointing finger you find newbies anyway. BTW My message says "Looking for a teacher." No mention of a newby till you read profile. Ain't all us subs looking for someone? |
LOL no flashing lights have I ever seen. Same old story though -- the internet and the bunny boilers -- just go hand in gland LOL
| kayak1 wrote: Why only only interested in newbies ? |
Totally agree with you
Except
A newbie may be less experienced at sniffing out complete idiots
Dominion wrote:
LOL no flashing lights have I ever seen. Same old story though -- the internet and the bunny boilers -- just go hand in gland LOL |
Are you suggesting I am a Bunny Boiler? Insulted with in a month. LOVE IT!
velvetmouth wrote:
Hmmm mailman now that rings a bell weren't you also in the first few who contacted me? See you don't need a big pointing finger you find newbies anyway. BTW My message says "Looking for a teacher." No mention of a newby till you read profile. Ain't all us subs looking for someone? |
i was attracted by the postcode first, but i did like what i saw when i read it. perhaps i want to be teacher?
the mailman always delivers!
mailman208 wrote:
i was attracted by the postcode first, but i did like what i saw when i read it. perhaps i want to be teacher? |
you know where i am, oh and not such a newby. now!
Dominion wrote:
Totally agree with you Except A newbie may be less experienced at sniffing out complete idiots
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Put it much better than me Thanks
kayak1 wrote:
Put it much better than me Thanks Must be losing my touch actually took him seriously numpty that I am ! just checked his profile nuff said lol |
| mailman208 wrote: i was attracted by the postcode first |
Oooh Shes got a gorgious set of postcodes
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mailman208 wrote:
from what i understand, any post indicating a newby, comes with flashing lights, especially for the ladies who get swamped. lol
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I dont even have a profile as such and, he "enjoyed reading it right through"
morganaa2 wrote:
I dont even have a profile as such and, he "enjoyed reading it right through" yes you cant beat short & sweet |
the mailman always delivers!
| qweqwe wrote: how do i find gullabe freshmeat without being tagged by someone who is a more clued up member? |
Fixed.
Veritatis simplex oratio est. Seneca, Roman Statesman Ca. 65 A.D. The language of truth is simple.
Oops I really must change my profile.. As it appears to attract creepy Question asking,fresh meat stalking asses.
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| tanken wrote: Of course some of us are not as 'new' as we look People may flounce and come back in another profile
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Or swap profiles for other reasons that do not include having a flounce. Bleedin' cheek, I may just have to go to blogs now and have a 'have you seen a certain post on a thread' rrrrrannnt.
| qweqwe wrote: how do i find the new members without trawling thr how do i find new members without trawling through all the members? |
if it was me i would read posts i find interesting then memo people who have similar oppinions to me , not saying it will work but its worth a shot! Good luck
little_miss_sunshine wrote:
if it was me i would read posts i find interesting then memo people who have similar oppinions to me , not saying it will work but its worth a shot! Good luck |
This thread is about 2 years old.
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Well nothing more important to do.
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| Admin wrote: So how do we find the new threads!
Admin |
Creepy question Admin...
ch x
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calmhands wrote:
Creepy question Admin... ch x
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I wanna know how this one got dug up